- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Woman's Rights

A hill billy went fishing

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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