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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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