what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Wright flyer

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A man buys a prius

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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