- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are indigo

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A seal walks into a club.

A dog was barking at a tree

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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