- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

kkkk

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

homosexuals are gay

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

identical jokes get different votes.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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