What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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