A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

I'm Coming

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What is green and is not grass A frogg

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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