– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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