What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

I am very humble.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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