this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Are you a tree

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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the holocaust

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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