- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

It's all Taggart

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Your face

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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