- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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