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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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