What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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