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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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