- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock Knock The doors already open

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Horse with a chair on his head.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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