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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

My mum is called Steve

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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