Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Knock knock Go away

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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