How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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