- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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