Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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