What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

President Donald Trump

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Rebecca Black's career.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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