- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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