"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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