how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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vitamin c

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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