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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What is more worse than death? Death

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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