Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Basically copying you.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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