- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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