- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wolfjob.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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