whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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WHAT????

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Pickles are moist.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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