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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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