Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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