what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Caramel Boing.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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