- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A paralysed man falls over.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Once upon a time

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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