- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is the name of the car? What

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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