- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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