- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

bryden is a faggot

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look