- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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