10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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