Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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