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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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