Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Davey Peterson.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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