- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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