- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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