- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Mogok Papiti.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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