- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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