- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

why do mexicans get made fun of

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Your momma so fat, she's fat

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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