why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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