How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

69

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

what goes boo a sock

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Women's rights.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...