How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

I <3 Hitler

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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