What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Anyone??????????/

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Obama being reelected.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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cancer

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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