i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Anti Joke

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