how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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The Game.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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