There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Leave. Now.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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