How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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