- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

WHAT????

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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