What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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civil rights

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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