- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Okay.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

rent a cops

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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