What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

roses are red violets are indigo

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A dog was barking at a tree

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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