- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Oh, right

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why can't jokes spit?

sky's sty

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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