Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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It says so on your cap.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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CFL

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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