- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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