A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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