Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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