Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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