what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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You were born.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Check out page 4016 :)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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