- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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