- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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