- Anti Joke

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Replacement Referees

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Replacement Referees

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!