- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

this is stupid .... yep

so...um, yeah

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Women's Rights.

-knock knock! -doors open

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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