- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Nice belt.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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