Matthew Baker

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what?

Carrot fingers

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are indigo

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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