- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

The Female Orgasm

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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