if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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