so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Womens rights

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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