A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Anti Joke

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