- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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