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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

why was kade sad? he shit himself

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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