Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Soccer...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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