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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

hola said the chinese man

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

I am a mime

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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