What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

thumb_up thumb_down -49

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Do you play piano? No

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +40

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops