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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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