What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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