- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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