Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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