- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock knock Come in

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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