- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

i killed my family

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

no pun intended

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Rebecca Black sings a song.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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