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What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I woke up today

feminists.

Where's my tractor?

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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