Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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im not food

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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TIMMY

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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